Coonch

A wonderful and progressive term used to refer in an ambiguous way to "privates" of all varieties. Also used to describe anything wondrous or joyful.

"Coonchliff john, hippo's yawn, all my chores is gonna be done by dawn"

by Honchpuppet February 4, 2021

Coonin’

To be like a raccoon in the garage; to eat an unholy amount of food at random intervals of the day

I woke up super hungry last night so I started coonin’ on 3 gallons of ice cream.

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 13, 2023

Coonkernickel

A term used by many as an insult/slur originating from wanting Obama on a nickel.

Did you see they put obama on a nickel?
Yeah thats a coonkernickel.

by Unckle Tom July 19, 2023

Cooper Coons

(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper

The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.

by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012

Kent Cooney

Ripped to shreds, tones ass cheeks, looks nothing like Mark Kolesky and always ready for a good jam sesh

Youre cool , but youre not Kent Cooney cool

by semejnseeeee February 2, 2018

Oliver cooney

When someone is the best at everything they do

Wow mate you are such an Oliver Cooney

by Sparkyflame007 May 6, 2021

coonige

causing some type of injury or discomfort towards a black person

paul - i just punched darnell in the lip

dave - woah man, coonige

by jbizzle2k6 December 14, 2006