Centerfolds

The Folds of a Womans Labia

I would like to put my meat stick into your centerfolds.

by LeonLisa February 4, 2007

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contenet

complete lack of being able to function in the world but not to the point of mental disability

I swear Nancy was contenet in English today- it was like she could barely talk!

by creative pseudonym Elimn8er4 August 30, 2017

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explicit content

When you try to explain porn in a boomer-friendly way.

Person: Shh! Don't let the teacher know I'm watching some porn
Joe bob: ok bro, i gotchu
Joe bob: sir, we are just watching explicit content

by Boredom_awardom April 10, 2022

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out-of-contexting

V: The act of sending type, via a cell phone.

I wish she'd just call, for I can never understand what she means while out-of-contexting.

by Greyegg July 12, 2010

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Coitexting

(Ko-oy-text-ing): When two people, who have earned doctoral degrees, send texts with serious sexual intention/content.

Coitexting:
Dr. Smith: Mmm...I'm slowly removing my stethoscope and White Jacket. (send)

Dr. Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Smith. My diagnostics is that you've been a dirty boy and need a prescription of 5 spanks. (send)

Dr. Smith: Can I get that filled here? (send)

by ChucklesFett November 14, 2011

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