colorasshole

Someone describing a person from Colorado.

-Jared is such an asshole and acts like he’s better than us since he’s from Colorado.
-Yeah, he’s such a Colorasshole

by Daygher September 4, 2023

Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.

Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.

by anonymous May 17, 2023

Colorado Farewell

To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)

Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.

My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.

by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023

Colorado Rocky

It involves a rope, gasoline, and fire. Mann you don’t even want to know

When me and Phillip get back imma give him the colorado rocky

by Big Benoit July 1, 2023

Colorado Avalanche

When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.

‘’I totally gave Bianca a Colorado Avalanche last night, bro’’

by Mintmas July 31, 2024

color humilde

It's literal definition is "Humble Skin" or "Humble Color"
Mainly used by the latinos, it is used by another latino to refer to another latino.
Used also as a discriminatory term to refer to Peruvians, Bolivians, lower-class Mexicans, etc, etc.
(altough many of us dont mind)

person 1: Soy color humilde, maldita sea.
person 2: Jaja que pendejo.
person 2: Somos del mismo color idiota!

by blackegg October 16, 2023

Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.

"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."

by capnjasbo October 21, 2023