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clown cock

A fuck up. One who fools around too much. Clown cockery: the act of clown cocking. Clown cocking :the madcap actions of the said clown cock.
You need to get serious and stop being a clown cock. The clown cockery has to stop now.
by irondaddy2262 October 11, 2016
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Jedi cock trick

the ability to make a cock hard by telepathy from across the room
Much like a Jedi mind trick, my cock instantly rose to attention because she was in the room and I sensed she was thinking about it...a worthy Jedi cock trick.
by Flwonder August 5, 2017
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crab cock

ella: bro! last night chad gave me a crab cock!
zoe: hot
by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020
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national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.
C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!
by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020
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Quarter cock

When a guy has sex with a girl for the first time, he only gives her a quarter of his cock to keep her coming back for the rest.
Yeah I hooked with Halle last night, gave the old quarter cock, and she just called me back for round two!
by Adam Lasagna October 14, 2020
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fat cock mario

A real ass nigga/pimp with a leaking meat salami horse cock dragging behind that dumper.....and that shit be farting, pissing, and squirting
Ex: that nigga remind me of fat cock Mario!!
by Criminal47 March 15, 2021
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Rooster cock Scott

When a older gentleman (rooster cock scott) Attracts the attention of 2 or more younger females ( hens) in a workplace environment. The older gentleman does what he can to keep up to the pace of the females.
That old rooster cock scott is at it again
by The wish master March 22, 2021
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