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Clusterfuck

Traditionally/originally of military origin.

Today, however, "clusterfuck" is commonly used to descriptively generalize any situation with a large scale of disarray.

possibly synonyms: mess, disaster
1. "Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
2. "Well, that concert was a clusterfuck."
3. "Did you see the clusterfuck of a traffic jam on Main St.?"
4. "That house party turned into a giant clusterfuck once those cops showed up!"
"Don't go full retard with the teargas at 6-7pm on a Sunday. When Mr and Mrs Cheung would be watching their poor little, Hugo on the news. It was a total Clusterfuck"
by Anonymous.hk October 3, 2014
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chester o' brien

he is a man who lives in county Kerry in Ireland and has a wife who he beats and forces her to birth more of his demon seed. One time he got so drunk he fucked her down the stairs and she slid like a penguin.
no more Chester O' Brien it hurts my gowl
by Uchiha Kole October 30, 2014
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Clusterfuck

A verb of the adjective clusterfuck meaning to turn a situation or room into a clusterfuck of disaster
I brought a bomb to school the cafeteria is about to get clusterfucked.
by Indybeast15 March 6, 2015
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cluster luck

1. A streak of random luck for someone who doesn't deserve it.
2. A person who gets lucky without deserving it.
Look at that complete cluster luck who won the lottery! I guess Lady Luck really is blind, because that guy is a complete prick.
by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015
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Chasterbate

You chasterbated in your room because you like me.
by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015
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clusterfuck

clusterfuck: cluster-fuck
this means that someone or something has not gone acording to plan and has fucked up
that bust was a complete clusterfuck
by euphoria2k15 April 4, 2015
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chester cleanup

(noun) The act of thoroughly cleaning out the anus of an elderly man by using one's tongue.
"yo did you hear Tom's grandpa offered someone $100 to give him the old chester cleanup?"
"that's nasty man, but I'd probably agree to that tbh"
by GokuSlayr92 August 23, 2015
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