Cotton Whore

A person who attends events just to get the free themed tshirt. In college the events are mainly Greek related. After college they tend to be participatory sporting events.

Jason is such a cotton whore. He only ran in the Peachtree Road Race to get the shirt.

Did you see them wearing those shirts in the student union? Biffy and Ken broke up last week but still went to the regatta together because they're cotton whores.

by KingOf404 July 7, 2010

cotton butt

When you leave the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your butt.

Hey look at that guy, he's got cotton butt! He must have made a huge shit!

by George Porge 69 October 22, 2013

cotton bowl

A group of girls on their period all at same time

Dang Adam and Ryan what's wrong with your women when they hang out . I don't know they must be in the cotton bowl

by Red flow January 6, 2014

Cotton nose

When you exhale from your nose and get a dry tingly nose, aka cotton nose. Be aware of other things such as cotton mouth, cotton throat, maybe even cotton ear

"You Guys made me laugh so hard that hot smoke came out my nose, got fucking cotton nose" - Anna

by Zoannakasemoosar August 30, 2015

Cotton slot

Edited yet still offensive way to call someone a pussy.

Krystal is the dumbest cotton slot I've ever met.

by £₩$ October 7, 2015

cotton clam

When you break your dick in one's intestines trying to have anal with a prostitute.

He cotton clamed jarvaisha over the weekend.

by Me sexy lover June 6, 2016

cottonfist

To make a fist, but use the palm side of fist to hit, rather than the knuckles.

Shaniqua's face looked sore after Jamal cottonfisted the hell out of her! MCMA

by MCMA June 5, 2017