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Crankcatted 

The condition of Ed Crankshaft of trying to feed his cat, Pickles. Except Pickles sometimes does not want to be fed. This is also known as 'airplane spoon' due to Ed using the old 'airplane-into-the-hangar' trick on Pickles.
Elmer: Edward, what the heck are you doing?

Ed: I'm trying to feed the cat, but he won't eat. He's just being Crankcatted.

Roger: I've never heard of a cat being fed with a spoon!

Ed: It worked on my daughters, why can't it work for my cat?!

Pickles: (angry) Meow! I'm not having this, Ed, quit doing it!
When someone is both cranky and angry...a lethal combination.
She was just so damn crangy I left the house, and downed a couple of beers in the local tavern.
crangy by Sealdewheel January 15, 2011

Crank the truck 

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.
Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.
Crank the truck by Setariii January 17, 2011

Crankle Scoff 

When "the kids" pose for a picture, placing a finger to their lips and scrunching their face to the the side like they are confused. Usually involves surprised, very pretty, well eye-lined eyes. Seems to have infected the teenage group like 80s metal hair did my generation.
All these kids do a crankle scoff in every one of their pictures, what is it they are so confused about, and who started this new look?

crankbucket 

a very stubborn and cranky person, a debbie downer
Nicole was being a crankbucket because she did not want to attend a blacklight dance with all her friends because she has a fake tooth and was embarrassed.
crankbucket by shamm103 May 14, 2011

Cranking the Pork Sword 

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"