Detroit Country Day

A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half the school tuition goes to the headmaster (see: twat) to pay for his brand new yacht. What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster.

They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.

What we are not allowed to do:

Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh
Play Jenga
Play Cards

Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.

Scott: What school do you go to?
Kyle: Detroit Country Day.
Scott: Your life must suck then.

by An attending student July 28, 2008

No Country for Old Men

A documentary showcasing the John McCain run for president of the United States of America.

John McCain did not become president because this is no country for old men

by thetrueironman August 27, 2009

black country accent

Following no logical rules of English grammar, rules of speech and non intelligible to all but the local inbreds of the area. Just nod smile and let them think you understand. They wont realise you dont cos they love the sound of their own gobbledegook. A quaint tourist attraction. Never call a Yam Yam a brummie!

Yow ay from round ere yow ay cant dow black country speyke.
We ay brummies, we am bostin black country.
Lets goo, we am yam yams.
speyke proppa with black country accent.

by TheSoreArse September 24, 2013

Big Country

A large truck that redneck males name their old shitty trucks

"We taken big country! It's fucking snow; your piece of shit Mercedes can't get us no where!!"

by Barbielikeshermilk January 14, 2017

Cross country

How fast a Mexican can run to get over the border wall.

A Mexican would do Cross country to get to America

by Purekillerh March 25, 2019

Circumcised Country

A country where circumcision is common. Israel and the USA are examples of circumcised countries.

European: If the USA wasn’t a circumcised country, it would’ve been a much better place.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 20, 2020

0th world country

Netherlands

A country so great that it surpasses all other 1st world countries, so much in fact that it drifted through hyperspace until it became a 0th world country. No country has or ever will be better than the Netherlands.

by TheFineLime July 18, 2019