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zipper cop

A married police officer who cheats on his wife
I know of at least 5 zipper cops in my time.
by NoMoneyNoBunny December 29, 2024
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COPS

"Yeah I'm gonna go to the COPS so I can fight this suspension."
by oreoluw June 23, 2025
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Copped

After I sobbed peed inside my boxer brief undies, due to that I was unambulatory to take off my wet boxer brief undies and I loved my boxer brief undies, I copped with my wet boxer brief undies that my wet boxer brief undies became comfortable that I could smile inside my wet boxer brief undies!
by Turo Fernandez November 1, 2019
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Rent-a-cop

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
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autism cop

When a cop pulls out his gun and shoots you unexpectedly inside your car
Wow look at the autism cop shooting a innacont black man
by Psychologicalsquid June 9, 2017
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Cop Infested Waters

An area with a high police presence.
Don’t drink and drive if you’re going downtown, those are Cop Infested Waters.
by TBohnanza September 12, 2020
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cop

"cop" i decided to stay in instead

"cop" im gonna clean instead
by comicland March 12, 2024
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