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Colorado

Kind of a low key Montana. Tough guys, tough girls, big trucks, 4 wheel drives, idiots that can't drive in snow, and not everyone is addicted to weed and skiing/snowboarding. That is a steriotype
Person 1: Hey where you from?
Person 2: Colorado
Person 1: so you smoke weed and snowboard
Person 2: *slaps person 1 and yells, how would you like it if I said sense your from California all you are the same with a lot of money and running in slow motion on the beach!!!
by Ford_ktm July 7, 2016
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Skin Colors

From lightest to darkest...


Albino: No pigment, very very pale.

White: The average Caucasion.

Yellow: The average Asian.

Olive: Mediterannean/Middle-Eastern/Latino, a light tan.

Brown: The average Mexican.

Black: The average Negro.

Burnt: A very dark Negro.
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Albino: Amy Lee
White: Britney Spears
Yellow: Lucy Liu
Olive: Jessica Alba
Brown: Jennifer Lopez
Black: Bill Cosby
Burnt: Mr. T
by Reggaetonist November 3, 2004
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Colored Skinny Jeans

The worst trend of the 21st Century. People wear them for attention, because they too know that they look like a circus.
Gina: Do you like my new colored skinny jeans?

Adam: Not gonna lie, Gina. I think you look ridiculous.

Gina: Oh i know, I'm trying to be different so people will look at me.

Adam: In that case, you look great!
by Ivana Yamama February 7, 2009
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coloring

it means sex,Having sex, Used in the Movie sex and the city.
I wish i was coloring with that guy you just met caryn.
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Chloroform

Similar to a 'Simba' where you humiliate your bedroom company by intentionally (or mockingly) jamming a tissue full of wonder glue into their face and squeal in a high pitched or sing-song voice 'CHLOROFORM'!!

Note: not everyone finds this as funny as I do.
Jenny pounced onto Jim with a tissue full of his jizz, jammed it into his face and yelled 'Chloroform' and that was when Jim realised Jenny was a keeper.
by Dario Barrera June 14, 2013
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Colorblind Date

Similar to going on a blind date, but you know your date's name.
Man: Hey you seem like Matt's type!
Woman: Who's Matt?
Man: A friend of mine. I'll set you two up on a colorblind date.
by #Milesiswinning August 6, 2011
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Colorado Crotch Rocket

The act of masturbating on the peak of a 14,000 ft mountain.
Dude, I climbed Pikes Peak and gave myself a Colorado Crotch Rocket!
by Selorex December 18, 2012
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