closet jerk

Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

by Caaulolo September 16, 2020

Close but no cigar.

It means that your incredibly close to doing something incredible, but ya failed! so, you’re close but...
No cigar!

Macy: Hey, i almost won the presidential election, but this twat named Jack did.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.

by history fan, lmao November 28, 2020

close game

Close game, or short cg is written after a game that has just been won or lost

damn cg
that was a close game
cg

by RickAndMoreTea January 25, 2021

Close but no ducks foot

When you are close to getting something but don't get it.

Close but no ducks foot to getting a Bullseye

by Quack-attack April 26, 2021

closet lock

the parter of someone who is secretly gay and doesn’t want to come out. They are used as the protection of their significant others sexuality so that people assume they are straight.

omg Peter was using Lisa as his closet lock because he didn’t want people to think he was gay

by secretclownsociety November 9, 2021

Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.

I think Gavin is a closet cracker.

by SebasV21 November 11, 2021

Closet

It’s a place somewhere in your room or in your house where you put clothes in and demons live inside

I'm gonna go put my clothes in my closet

I'm scared of my closet because there is demons inside of it

by If you read this your cool August 30, 2021