candyass 

Kickass album by the band Orgy.

Orgy's candyass rules. It has the song 'stitches' on it.

candyass by Phil January 23, 2005

cotton candy crush 

referred to guys (rarely girls) who seem perfect for you; however once you finally get a taste of him he's not all that you thought he would be, he doesn't satisfy you. Just like cotton candy.

She thought she liked him, but as soon as he shot his tongue down her throat, she realized he was just a cotton candy crush.

cotton candy crush by Peach_A_Boo December 28, 2009

rock candy 

Its fucking candy you retarded dumbasses

Rock candy is not a penis or meth its a fucking lollipop candy, god I fucking hate UD

rock candy by doogsnoog July 25, 2020

candygasm 

When you eat a bunch of candy and it feels really good. You say to yourself, fuck being healthy, I ate an apple today, that's enough for me. Then you proceed to eat half a bag of candy and feel so good that you go to sleep.

this afternoon I was hungry and I found some candy. It was such a candygasm.

candygasm by where am i? April 5, 2005

candy 

Houston sang, for puttin clear coats on the ride

I got the 6 stittn on 24's with that candy paint

candy by L- Frame October 10, 2003

jew candy 

money for te jews.
- greg scully

do you want some of my jew candy?
yes i do want some of that jew candy!!!

jew candy by gergandrach June 5, 2009

german candycane 

When a woman is on her period, she 69's with a man. She fills her mouth with his cum and he fills his mouth with her blood, then proceed to make out swirling the contents of their mouths together.

I gotta get my Redwings somehow, so let's get this German Candycane rolling!

german candycane by HarryBeaver69 January 16, 2017