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Ass Canning

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.
Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.
by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008
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soggy cannoli

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli
by Double DD 1 October 28, 2013
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Left-handed cannoli

A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.
I went for the spaghetti, but I stayed for the left-handed cannoli.
by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014
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canyon chest

A person that has a dent in their chest that resembles a canyon and people can play games with it.
Ryan, do you think someone can eat cereal out of your canyon chest?
by Mike Ferg February 14, 2007
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cannonball docking

When guy 1 forces his foreskin over guy 2s foreskin while shooting his kidney stone in to his urethra while simultaneously jerking both dicks
John snags Jason ranking him close to give him a cannonball docking while he finishes his dr pepper
by Dock master69 December 19, 2020
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Beef Canyon

Another term for the vagina to add to the illustrious list. Synonyms include, but are not limited to: yoni, poonani, cunt, gash, and ax wound. This term is especially useful in describing festively rump labium majora.
I love beef, and I love the Grand Canyon as any American should, but I'm not loving that vapid beef canyon.
by ZBT Spyder August 28, 2008
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Hair Canyon

The area between the vagina and the rectum.
I was going down but discovered a nasty hair canyon.
by Someextra July 14, 2010
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