California bitch-slap

Similar to a standard bitch-slap, except that the hand is cocked nearly straight-armed, far behind the slapper, as if they were spreading their arms wide. The movements are heavily exaggerated, to emphasize the severity of the situation that calls for such a slap. The motion is to represent having to reach back to California for the wind-up. Known as the Jersey bitch-slap when used in California.

"Teena pissed me off so bad, I had to give her a California bitch-slap. Believe me, the bitch deserved it."

by Sir Pimps-a-slut July 26, 2006

Calocha

From the Spanish phrase "Calor en la chocha" --> Cal - ocha

Calor = heat
Chocha = vagina
Calocha = heat in the vagina

Uncomfortable heat in a woman's vagina when its hot outside due to the weather or room temperature.

Boy: It's so hot outside! It must be over a 100!

Girl: Tell me about it I have such a calocha!

by CBK88 October 8, 2011

Butt Calf

A calf that is so ripped it looks like you have a butt on the back of your leg.

Jon: "I've been working out lately, can you tell?"
Joe: "Yeah, nice butt calves."

Billy: "Nice butt calf"
Dan: "Thank you"

by jonapello April 18, 2010

Hotel California

Hotel California is written by a band called the eagles. There is much agurement of the overall meaning. What i have pulled out of the song is being trapped in fame, for example you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave (meaning you wont be left alone/forgotten). Another line in this song is up ahead in the distance I saw a shimmering light, meaning being drawn in by the beauty and money and wanting it all. Such a lovely place, meaning a lovely life that only the bystanders see. I was thing to myself this could be heaven or hell, being good or bad. Basically overall saying the horrors behind the scenes the bystanders dont see. I had to find the passage back to the place i was before, finally realizing they did not want this after all.

Hotel California

A song realizing what they want and now cant handle

by Cozi.tan May 29, 2015

Call of Duty Infinite Loop

When you are playing Call of Duty, and you have to do something else, like school or work, and you tell yourself "One more match" after every match, but always find an excuse to play another, and another, and another, etc. Time loses all meaning while in this loop.

THE CALL OF DUTY INFINITE LOOP:

Man, I need to go to work. But I didn't do so good that

match, just one more then I'm done...

====TEN MINUTES LATER====

Alright! 33-4! I'm on a roll, can't stop now!!!

====TEN MINUTES LATER====

Damn, team lost that time. Gotta avenge that loss!

====TEN MINUTES LATER====

Ok...that's it, time to go to wo...oh, a party invite....maybe just one more match.....

by Wickonis Parable February 8, 2010

Calibri-ing

When using a newer version of Microsoft Word, your font randomly changes back to the default Calibri style. This is often a minor annoyance when writing papers that require the Times New Roman font style, and many people wish Times was still the preset font for Word.

John: "There we go, almost done... Now to write my conc... What the fuck!? Why are you Calibri-ing Word?! Now I have to change this stupid shit!"

Mike: "Dude, it's the default font, just accept it!"

John: "NEVER!!!"

by Crunk All Day September 28, 2011

Cock Call

A Cock Call is the morning equivilent of a booty call, it must happen after 5am and generally is when one or both parties are in between a state of sobriety and intoxication from the previous evening yet still horny and looking looking for some no strings attached sex.

Not to be confused with a nooner which is at/around the noon hour and is when both parties are sober.

Dude, had a few too many last night and had to call Becky for a Cock Call at 6am to help me tame the morning wood. She came over and after the cock call made me breakfast and then I took a nap.

by Cdn loVer August 15, 2009