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Piece of Shit Cake 

A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.
Person 1: That dude slept with my girlfriend! YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAKE!

penis cum cake 

a cake that has cum mixed with the batter and cum frosting.
i made you a penis cum cake for your birthday!
penis cum cake by (:shizzay! November 16, 2011

cut some cake 

To say "Ok, Let's cut some cake" and then immediately, and in slow motion say, "Cut some cake". To properly cut some cake, one must hold a cake knife and be able to alter time into a slow-motion state to repeat one's self. Vomitting upon the cake is mandatory.
Okay, Let's cut some cake... cccuuuttt sssooommmeee cccaaakkkeee.
cut some cake by Gut Zum Gake July 15, 2010

cakesterbation 

The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popular cakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.
Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.

Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.
cakesterbation by The Don2 October 2, 2007
Hardly anyone knows what a "ho-cake" really is these days, especially if your not from the south.
A ho cake is cornbread that is made like a pancake. You mix cornmeal and water (some people add spices or cracklins)with a little salt and pepper, then you fry it up in a pan of bacon grease. Hot, crispy, and delicious.
"My grandma makes the best ho cake."

"I'm gonna fry me up some ho cakes to go with my gumbo!"
ho cake by DARD May 25, 2006

shit cake 

A dried layer of feces remaining on one's ass.
shit cake by Nate January 18, 2004