A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.
To say "Ok, Let's cut some cake" and then immediately, and in slow motion say, "Cut some cake". To properly cut some cake, one must hold a cake knife and be able to alter time into a slow-motion state to repeat one's self. Vomitting upon the cake is mandatory.
Okay, Let's cut some cake... cccuuuttt sssooommmeee cccaaakkkeee.
The stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals with a cake, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification with a cake. The most popularcakes used in this manner include cupcakes, wedding cakes, and birthday cakes.
Dude 1: Hey man, let's each get a bag of Cheetos to fuck on the way home.
Dude 2: Naw dogg my brother's wedding was yesterday, I'm in for some prime cakesterbation.
Hardly anyone knows what a "ho-cake" really is these days, especially if your not from the south.
A ho cake is cornbread that is made like a pancake. You mix cornmeal and water (some people add spices or cracklins)with a little salt and pepper, then you fry it up in a pan of bacon grease. Hot, crispy, and delicious.