stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

by BM_Face December 14, 2008

reaction face

of, pertaining to, marked by facial reaction caused by consumption of something a consumer finds distasteful. It is completely reactionary and cannot be simulated effectively.

Example 1:

Andre: My favorite drink is Vodka and Red Bull.

Steve: Vodka is nasty, I can't even drink it without getting reaction face.

Example 2:
"Jorge is such a douche, watch how he gets reaction face every time he takes a shot."

by l20B0T March 18, 2009

Picture Face

When a person in a photograph consistently has the same expression. They believe that this is the only way they look good in a photo, thus every photo of them looks exactly the same. This type of photo is typically found on a facebook profile.

"Wait, wait... don't take the picture yet, I don't have my picture face on."

"Try to snap a candid photo - one without her picture face."

by Spygirl3000 March 7, 2009

John Face

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.

A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.

by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018

dank face

A facial expression characterized by the combination of pursed lips from duck face with the flared nostrils from stank face. The communication value of dank face is very flexible in that it can be used to communicate interest or disinterest and even lust or disgust.

Molly sported dank face while listening to Stephen and Max discuss last night's game. Baseball just didn't interest her.
When Tommy saw that hottie across the club, he went stone cold dank face for fifteen seconds straight. We knew he had to talk to that woman.

by WanksterB August 12, 2019

Face Nut

When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.

Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.

by DV420Swagger March 20, 2020

Face Condom

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus

Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.

by Florilla June 27, 2020