salty breakfast

A blow job in the morning.

"Honey, will you please serve me up some of that salty breakfast?"

by Rachel & Claire November 1, 2005

Instant Breakfast

When Law Enforcement SUDDENLY (therefore "INSTANT") becomes aware -- after the fact -- that many previous murders, probably stretching over many years time -- are actually the work of a SERIAL killer ("serial" sounds like "cereal" = "breakfast").

O'MALLY: Oh my God!

DRUMMOND: What O'Mally?

O'MALLY: Instant Breakfast, Drummond!

DRUMMOND: Are you sure? What cases are you talking about?

O'MALLY: Come here. I'll show you.

by Detective Baretta November 22, 2006

Breakfast of Champions

Any form of 'push on thru' fuel consumed between 5 and 8am following an all-nighter. Generally consisting of a cocaine, speed, pills washed down with beer or vodka.

Opening a can of Stella as Mark racked out a line, Steven looked at his beer and proclaimed

'AH, beer and coke. Breakfast of champions

by Kyza December 28, 2005

breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

by Jake February 28, 2004

breatestests

A tag someone used for the term boobs.

Breatestests...**tumbleweed tumbles by**...nice.

by talkingmouth May 11, 2006

Breastesticles

Having a set of testicles, one on each nipple.

Johnson lifted up his shirt and unveiled his hairy breastesticles to the world.

Charlie stroked his breastesticles cause it felt good.

by The Horny Batman May 10, 2009

German Breakfast

the man fills the womans vagina with cum,then they both eat cereal out of it.

"me and the wife had a good old fashioned German Breakfast."

by big peen joe June 12, 2013