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blueberry

A derogatory term for community support officers in the UK.

The word blueberry makes reference to the brighter blue uniforms that a PCSO would wear compared to constables.
Don't talk to that blueberry, he doesn't have the power to do anything
by tanck0 October 7, 2022
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Blueshock

A monstrous fear of bluescreens caused by repeated computer errors
Oscar is blueshocked because of the bsod loop, all he hears is static.
by RageStorm76 November 19, 2022
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Bluebread

Big idiot person. He gets no woman and if he touches you, you'll turn into bart simpson
Dumb Person:" Wow that idiot is scary"

Smart Person: Yea he's a Bluebread
by ToasterStove November 23, 2022
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Blueberrysexual

Example: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt a little blueberrysexual during our family thanksgiving this year I made a wonderful blueberry pie as usual but this year Kim had a little oral transaction with the blueberry she took one of the bluberries out of the pie and ran into me and my sugar daddy's bed and started to hump the blueberry but she had a little to much to drink because the next day she said she never remembered that it happened
Example: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt a little blueberrysexual during our family thanksgiving this year I made a wonderful blueberry pie as usual but this year Kim had a little oral transaction with the blueberry she took one of the bluberries out of the pie and ran into me and my sugar daddy's bed and started to hump the blueberry but she had a little to much to drink because the next day she said she never remembered that it happened
by VFDgrwjifne ugebnjew December 7, 2022
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Blues Attorney

Slang for very wealthy guitar hobbyists that buy extremely expensive guitars and gear despite not knowing how to actually play nor do they perform gigs.

Your average blues attorney plays stereotypical blues licks off time and out of key while behaving like a famous rockstar.

A blues attorney in a guitar shop will bring in their overpriced equipment under the guise of selling it just to get a reaction out of onlookers and staff. All the whole loudly proclaiming all the connections they have in the music business.

Blues attorneys personality wise are cripplingly insecure so naturally they need constant attention and external validation. This comes in the form of doing whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves; being as loud as possible about their connections, gear and concert stories. However, these people do not remotely have the skill set to back up their attitude and have basically become the greatvalu™️ version of the rockstar they identify themselves with. Outside of said rockstar they’re emulating, they have no real personality or identity, nor do they have anything original to bring to the table

Blues attorneys are emotionally fragile children in adults bodies that participate in energy vampirism. Everyone in their path is left emotionally drained and feeling like they just got slimed by something you’d see in ghostbusters.

Blues attorneys can come in all shapes and sizes and genres but the blues classification in particular tends to be a boomer
“Ugh not this guy again. That’s the 3rd time this week he’s been here”

“Oh yeah he’s a blues attorney. Just don’t give him any attention or emotional reaction and he will go away.”
by Thismo2talcoil December 21, 2022
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Bluebinged

Binge watching an exciting new show on your favorite streaming platform only to discover the show was canceled after a tense cliffhanger.
"I got totally bluebinged last weekend after watching five seasons of The Mental Hunter! It was canceled right after they revealed the villain was the main character's father's clone's sister."
by PantsJackson January 5, 2023
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Bluesexual

Bluesexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between people of the opposite sex or gender, but at the same time you also feel fear, hatred, discomfort with, or mistrust of people who are lesbian, gay, or bisexual
I'm sorry! I'm bluesexual I don't like you because you are a faggot, kill yourself faggot!
by eden march January 17, 2023
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