beadie

a zoot , a joint , a splif , a weed-ciggarette

Hey 'Pac, it's yo' boy
Hey man so far I've been listenin to your album
and I ain't heard nuttin you could kick back and smoke a beadie to
You know?


---basically telling tupac shakur "he hasent herd nothing (a song) on his album that you can smoke a spliif too (music is enjoyed more when high up on weed)

by DAS November 23, 2003

Beard baby

1. The child that a closeted gay male concieves in an attempt to quiet gay rumors or to prove manhood. Usually, this child is concieved in late adolescent period or during college years.

2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above

P1: I didn't know Oscar had a child
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby

by the Coventry April 27, 2010

beardfuck

1. (verb) to rub one's facial hair on another's body, especially against their will and particularly in the ear.

2. (noun) the act of beardfucking.

1. (v.) He tried to beardfuck me in the ear, so I punched him in the face.

2. (n.) I got such a beardfuck last night I've got stubble burn.

by NLF July 1, 2006

butt beard

The line of hair above a man's butt crack.

My husband Jerry needs to shave his butt beard if he wants to get lucky on Valentine's Day.

by Cindi44 January 12, 2009

anal bead

a term of endearment, when used in a non-derogatory way

C'mon Tommy, my lil anal bead, dinner's ready!

by D-Nasty! May 9, 2009

Bearded Catfish

A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.

"That's right Ann, you're getting a bearded catfish" *Slap*

by witelighter06 December 13, 2006

vagina - beard

the act of a man's facial hair resembling an unshaven vagina.

dude, check out his vagina - beard!

by kyotoprotocol August 8, 2011