Baby Birding the Birthday Boy

Noun
The act of vomiting up birthday cake on the birthday boy's penis mid-fellatio.

She tried to play it cool, but I caught my girlfriend Baby Birding the Birthday Boy!

by Dildomancer January 6, 2024

breaking bad birthday

Getting a handjob. Just like walt did on his birthday

What did you and the wifey do last night?

She gave me a breaking bad birthday

by Nubs2024 January 23, 2024

birthday lunch

eating ass after they had massive diarrhea.

she got taco bell today so eating a birthday lunch later.

by Yodrizzle frizzle February 4, 2024

fut birthday cup

The rattiest friendly game mode in FIFA history. Infested by WC Al Owarians as well as baby Maldini's and Jarizhinos. A nightmare for every who does not spend 30 hours on FIFA23 every week.

Person 1: I just need one token bro, can a brother get a free win?
Person 2: I know bro this fut birthday cup is my last straw!

by ILUVTHISGAME April 10, 2023

Big birthday cock

A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.

Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!

by LingDanc803 April 11, 2023

Birthday Candle

Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle

"It ain't Birthday sex without a Birthday candle"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023

Birthdays

A thing you do on the month and day you were born to celebrate you or someone else getting older, even though this should be a sad moment for the knowing of a year closer to death and anxiety and depression and for the closer death of parents but we still fucking have fun and celebrate someone getting older.

“Son” dad what’s the definition of birthdays“dad” “son” oh wait….

by I love pugs 64 April 21, 2023