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August 4th

August 4th is the day people who produce an extreme amount of discharge celebrate their birthday.
Man; omg my wife just gave birthday to an amazing girl in August 4th

Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor

Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”

Women: sorry that’s just my discharge
by Julie davidson October 16, 2019
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August 3

If you are born on this day you are a cock sucker and everyone thinks you’re an asshole even if they don’t show it.
No one likes people born on August 3rd.
by doubleduckinmybutt November 1, 2019
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august 12

the day when the most amazing person was born(only in 2003 at 4am). A true gift from God to the world. She is a god damn goddess.
person 1: omg did you know what happened on august 12th 2003????
person 2: omg no!! what happened?????
person 1: the world got its greatest gift after Jesus?
person 2: really?? who??
person 1: her name is Barbora and she is a true goddess. She is the most beautiful woman I had ever seen and will ever see!!!!!!! And her zodiac is leo!!! omg
person 2: omg i have to meet her!! she sounds like a real snack!! no a whole damn meal!!
person 1: She really is!! but i want her all to myself!!! hahaha
person 2: nooo, please i have to meet her!!!
person 1: never!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
are u still reading this????? hahahaha lol
by thats not me February 16, 2021
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August 4th

Gia : take off your shoes Ron, today is August 4th, its national suck toes day!
by W33didya January 26, 2022
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August 6th

the one day of the year where you can ask your friend (or family if you’re into that) for one free nude of them and they cannot decline
August 6th is the day where you can ask for one free nude of your friend and they cannot decline

Y/N: you know what day it is...
Friend1: Okay fine.... •sends•
by YourUzer67 August 5, 2021
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August 28

A day where you bring your friends to McDonald's and all order apple slices together. Also known as the Apple gathering
Hey Liam, wanna go celebrate August 28 with Ethan and I at the local McDonald's?
by Jim&Nic July 28, 2020
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August 27th

A day when you can manifest anything you want, happy manifesting my luv. We all know you came from tiktok
by Your Local Waifu July 12, 2020
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