The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.
With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.
by weyus November 10, 2022
Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.
Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.
2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.
2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"
by noneofyourfuckingbusness May 12, 2012
A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away
by Marlbanda October 27, 2018
A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."
A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.
by Josty2001 January 08, 2018
Where you take the massive, most painful shit, that is at least the temperature of the sun.
Even after you finish shitting it still feels like your ass turned into a volcano.
Even after you finish shitting it still feels like your ass turned into a volcano.
*Jake*: Dude did you ever get molten asshole?
*Andy*: Yeah dude that shit burns
*Jake*: I try to get toilet bowl water in there to cool it down
*Andy*: lolwut
*Andy*: Yeah dude that shit burns
*Jake*: I try to get toilet bowl water in there to cool it down
*Andy*: lolwut
by AndyJSwag March 08, 2014
A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.
“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."
by CakeBadger March 03, 2015