Asshole bus

A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.

Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss

by Coffee junkie June 1, 2020

asshole freak

the worst insult
or like if your freaky with the asshole.

you asshole freaky fucky skeplushish

by fuckyufuck May 22, 2023

sloppy asshole

An asshole that has cum all over it

Last night was so crazy she had a sloppy asshole.

by SaltyCock69 December 11, 2016

Asshole Conduit

When your significant other wants you to deal with something that annoys them in avoidance. Usually making you to appear to be the asshole.

I’m tired of doing my husbands dirty work. Like I’m an asshole conduit for his shit. Instead of dealing with crap himself, he pushes it off on me making me look like the asshole for trying to keep the peace. FML.

by Nickel Sack13 April 16, 2019

Jackson Asshole

When a man puts bleach up a woman’s ass and fucks her up it so his dick come out lighter

Dude Jeremy received the Jackson Asshole from Shiela

No Way! I heard his dick is like 10x paler now

by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021

Adele’s Asshole

A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.

“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.

When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.

by Remove Obama July 18, 2018