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Taffy Apple

A person (usually of the Caucasian descent) you know who likes to shove shit up his ass, like wine bottles, car keys, lightbulbs, toy trains, and in some cases uncles.
Well hot damn shove a stick up my ass and call me a taffy apple
by Hotel? Trivago. June 18, 2018
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Colossal Applause

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the passenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. The phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarrassment, shame, or stupidity. Often times after such an incident, the passengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.

The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.
Listen guys, I don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let's just go.
by camvant June 22, 2018
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Pelosi applause

An applause that is actually sarcastic.
Pelosi clap
Hey John, was that a genuine applause or a Pelosi applause?
by m-fun February 6, 2019
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Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.
DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!
by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019
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Flesh apple

A term used to describe a man's testicles
by Lvposty July 6, 2019
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Penis Apple

When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.
"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"
by vilDOOM December 27, 2020
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double apple juggalo juice

Apple Crown Royal mixed with Candy Apple Faygo
I was drinking that Double Apple Juggalo Juice last night, that shit it dangerously good.
by Unity Boom April 21, 2022
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