adam singer

A Jewish man that happens to look like a glob of dirt on a golden platter. You can't get much better than his ratchet personality and horrific looks but is an all around nice guy.. I guess.

Hey is that an Adam Singer.. You can tell by his small peepee

by Prockg12 May 24, 2018

adam homsi

not cool dude because he leaves friends on read, and is never available to important things

why isnt adam homsi responding?
Its adam. He never responds.

by personally hurt by j homsi September 24, 2020

Adam Bomb

When your ready to leave work after a slow as fuck day counting the hours hoping for work to do to make the day go by fast and your boss named Adam gives you 5 hours of work to do. It happens exactly 1 minute before your work day ends.

Susi: You going to happy hour?
Charles: Nope I just got Adam Bombed.

by CharlesisCDK January 27, 2017

seiya adam

Asian that eats everything with chopsticks and goes super saiyan when they take something from him

seiya adam eat all his food with chopsticks.

by super saiyan September 7, 2017

Adam Youwakim

Shit ass who poops his butt and farts also hos hair looks like amogus sussy

Guy 1:Bro u acting kinda sussy
Guy 2:Bro stfu stop acting like such a Adam Youwakim
Guy 1: ”Dies Of Death”

by BigBoiNoCap December 6, 2021

Adam reimer

bad swimmer has no friends but callum shannahan. Looks like a NUGGET. and has no sense of humuor. likes melody kimoto

Your as small as Adam reimer

by Adam Reimer May 27, 2019

Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.

"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."

by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023