apple of the pine

A term used to talk about pineapples when stoned. can be confused with pine cone aka apples of the pines. but it is not the same. DONT GET THEM CONFUSED. ....IM SO STONED

a pineapple is the apple of the pine

by apple of da pone December 8, 2018

Apple_Byter

The Assistant Flatbread to The Kingdom of Bread. Is obsessed with space and certain anime. Cant stop talking about blimps and is always behind with the memes. They are quite protective of their friends and think they are terrible at drawing even though they really aren't.

"Wheres Apple_Byter?"

"Playing Kerbal Space Program."

by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

poison apple

A jailbroken iPhone.

I wanted to run apps like Swype on my iPhone, so I cracked it open and now I'm the proud owner of a poison Apple.

by BornBlitzed March 14, 2011

Sour Apple Altoid

When a man pees during a blowjob right after ejaculation.

Girl: Oh gross, you gave me a sour apple altoid!
Man: Curiously strong!
Girl: *Vomits*

by Curiously Sour May 7, 2011

Poison apple

When you insert an apple up someone's ass and then take it out and bite it

I once had a poison apple, it was a shitty experience

by Queen Grimhilde December 12, 2013

Shower Apple

a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)

Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?

Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!

Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)

by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018

Boston Candy Apple

(n) the product of an ejaculation onto a male partner's penis and leaving the cum for a period of time, after which the ejaculating partner will lick his own cum off of said penis.

Justin: Oh my god, did you hear what those two guys did last night?
John: Yeah, I heard they were so hungry that one gave the other a Boston Candy Apple!

by andshesshrunk July 10, 2010