Apple Tree Theory

Girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers:

The best apples are at the top of the tree.

Some boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the perfect person to come along, for he will climb all the way to the top.

In the apple tree theory, girls are like apples on a tree while boys are the pickers

by Outcast November 9, 2004

applejuice

Juice made with apples

I took an apple, and made juice.
mmm. applejuice. urban.

by joshua14,000,000 December 30, 2007

how bout them apples?

means basically: "What do you think about that?"

I will bring in the new leads.
how bout them apples?

by nick_g July 13, 2011

Sweet Apples

Any tits that arent over a C cup, prefectly round and soft

OMG sweet apples!!
Damn that bitch got sweet apples

by Dan P. June 6, 2005

apples in a sock

breasts that are found on a women usually over the age of 60

that old babes tits look like apples in a sock.

by ass man May 2, 2006

Apple Fritter

The act of shoving an apple up the butt

I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!

by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010

apple down

A way to tell someone that something's wrong, even if they don't know about it. Taken from season 5, episode 2 of Gilmore Girls.

*Lorelai approaches Miss Patty's dance studio where Patty is instructing several small dancing apples.*

PATTY: Keep it going, kids. You're red, you're delicious. You're about to have the juice sucked out of you. *She smiles as Lorelai passes* There she is -- our spunky entrepreneur.

LORELAI: I am the uber-Trump-Murdoch-Maximus. *She glances back* Oop. Apple down.

PATTY: Apple down. *pauses before understanding then reacting* Apple down!

by Nerd Apple April 21, 2006