Albert

An extremely cute guy that loves lauren nguyen :

That guy is such an Albert!

by I Love Lauren :]]] March 2, 2011

albert einstein

Albert Einstein, took what the Lorenz Fitzgerald apparatus discovered about the constancy of light and the stupidity of the world made of ether, and ran with it. Did not accept the fact that Quantum Mechanics was "real" and said that "God does not play dice with the universe" ironically, Quantum Mechanics is the science that catapulted the start of a technological revolution. Computers, Video Games and IMAX fucking theatre based of concepts of Quantum Mechanics. Cant blame the wild white haired man though, both theories of relativity and QM contradict but are equally true. I guess the world works in a paradox. (The accuracy of this proposition can be debatable...I aint no fucking physics major)

Also, b.c of Einstein we know that theoretically, Time Travel is possible but not like you think it is like in Back to the Future, more like time dilation when traveling at high speeds near the speed of light

Christopher Lloyd looks strangely like Albert Einstein in the movie Back to the Future.

by TheeImran November 4, 2006

Albert

a selfish, self loving druggie who don't give two's about anyone else but himself.

also see: twat.

oh my god albert is such a twat

by lol0ijvdhbsjdjdjadofjdaofdofjd April 23, 2019

Alberto

A guy that simps for an Anime chick who will never love him

Guy1: Have you heard of Alberto?
Guy2: Yeah....He simps for a MHA character, right?

by FnafFnCod_09 April 28, 2021

Albert Einstein

the act of spewing your load across a girls upper lip after getting a blow job, making her look like Albert Einstein

I ended up pulling out earlier and shooting my wad across her upper lip giving her an Albert Einstein

by da' witz November 19, 2011

St. Albert

A certain small town somewhere in Alberta. Take a large city filled with a bunch of sports nuts, shrink down until it's 1/200 the size, throw in a ton of racism and homophobia, and take out everything that's remotely fun. A pathetic excuse for a town.

Person 1: We just passed St. Albert.
Person 2: Really? I must've blinked.

by danger!radio October 21, 2008

Albert Einstein

A smart man

Albert Einstein Is smart

Albert Einstein Is very smart
Albert Einstein Is extremely smart
(See what I did there 😏)

by סתם מפגרת August 31, 2020