Adam 

A very hot and cute guy to one girl. If you like him he will ghost you at times, but he will talk to you and be nice if you don't be creepy lol. Only one girls ever likes him and the rest find him ugly.

Girl 1: omg is that Adam????

Girl 2: Ew he's ugly

Girl 1: No he's not his mullet is beautiful, so was his buzz!!!!!!

Adam by That weird girl ;-; December 1, 2023

Adam 

The Adam species which is a subspecies of the Homosapien is never book smart but is really money smart which is more important. Adam is attracted to money and only money. He is a money whore. A Timophilia.

Adam fucked the money

Adam by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023

Adam 

Adam's the kinda guy to make jokes about certain people, or say certain things he shouldn't. Which is why he says them to people he knows for real, he also doesn't really know much about himself, so a definition about himself comes from how other people perceive him, some lonely dude, who always had a small friend group, never goes out to hang with friends because his parents wouldn't let him, and will yap to you about anything, if he even starts the conversation, you'll find him outside of large crowds, probably with his friends, or by himself kicking a rock, or observing things. One things for sure, is that he's sensitive, sure he won't express he is, but he is, another thing is that you can tell him anything, probably won't really react to it much, he's the person to vent to, he's willing to be friends with lots of people, cause he's lonely. He's usually not paying attention.

Person 1: Hit too close to home Adam?

Adam: Huh?

Person 1: Nothing.

Adam by Thelocalcrackheadatthegasstati November 27, 2024

Adam 

Adam is the the funny guy of the group, he always has a way to make somebody laugh even when they're sad. Adam is also very attractive, and tall. Sometimes, Adam can be intimidated by other people but it doesn't matter because he will make a joke out of it. Most people call him by his last name, but he's used to it.

"Adam (or last name), ur so freaking funny man"

Adam by justfaxxxxx December 4, 2024

Adam 

gayest man alive

P1: Yo, is that Adam?

P2: Yeah, i heard he was gay

Adam: BRO ALL I DID WAS MOVE

Adam by lilaeee December 7, 2023

Adam 

Amazing best friend, British, Great singer, good looking and the one friend you will do anything for. A certified therapist that cures your depression in 1 week. I wish i met him before, but im glad i have this time with him

Ivan: Hey, who is the best friend?
Sam: Oh you already know
Both: ADAM!

Adam by Sam2782 December 11, 2023

Adam 

a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.

an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.

Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?

Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it

Adam by medusa007 December 25, 2023