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when the first shock turns to "but time goes on and playing dead don't count"
when being paralyzed morphs into a desire to patter and walk
when youre constantly reminded of your mortality, surely there must be things you need done?
as long as we're alive
we go on don't we
and if today was your last day
wouldnt there be "actions" you must take?
by Krkič April 3, 2020
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Acting Bret

The act of being retarded or doing something stupid.
Kevin: Hey did you see Kelly today?
Hank: Ya she was Acting Bret all day.
by Katie Nicholson November 2, 2008
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Acting Albuquerque

The byproduct behavior of generation after generation of incest amongst themselves. Everybody is ghetto, thinks they are better than others. Yet are still broke and on food stamps with no other options. Upssesed with and red and green sauce on everything. They brush their teeth with it. Everyone has ghetto arm tattoos and gauges. The females are whores and the men think they’re the best fuckin thing on the planet. People are such dead beets they only look forward to in life is party and drugs. And incest.
You’re acting Albuquerque! Stop it right now!
by Dildotrump November 26, 2020
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Acton

A boring, working class Toronto suburb that’s populated by methheads, headbangers, 14-year-old moms, high school dropouts (or, graduates of the applied/basic level in high school), racists, religious nuts and lot lizards. If you’re ambitious, smart and not a waste case, go to college or university and don’t look back.
Milla: “I’ve just fired an Acton resident. She stole $200,000 from our budget.”
Irene: “I’m not surprised. She always comes to work stoned on meth. Her rotten teeth, racist comments against Supinder and Jerome, and stupid shit about fake news don’t help.”
Milla: “And her 12-year-old daughter just had a baby, too. I would never raise my kids in Acton. I don’t want them to end up like those lowlifes.”
by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
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Model Auction

Where Models are auctioned off to be sex slaves.
Models are asked to model clothes and the guys are bidding on the models but the models are led to think they are bidding on the clothes.
And the auctioning and bidding is done by a two way radio so they don't know who the buyers are till they are taken away to be sex slaves.
He got that sex slave at a model auction.
by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011
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Fixed price auction

A term used to describe a listings on ebay where the listing is not an auction but is listed in the auction section of the site.
A fixed price auction is like a pig in a blanket, it works but i would not touch it with someone else penis!
by ebayluva August 21, 2008
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antici-piss-ation

The problem you encounter where the closer you get to the bathroom, the worse you have to go.
Larry suffered great antici-piss-ation while trying to locate a rest area where he could evacuate his bowels.
by Shonamongus November 29, 2014
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