deuce can

someone who thinks there a pimp but really they couldent get a alien to date them

bob: dude that guy thinks hes a pimp

Drew: nahh man hes a totall deuce can

by 438083905823- June 24, 2010

Dracula’s Deuce

When you take a dump and it’s bloody.

I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?

by Froppy October 8, 2018

flash deuce

The action of taking a dump within the time frame of 1-2 min.

before we go i gotta take a quick flash deuce.

by zaivon July 6, 2010

Now that's how you drop a Deuce

Similar to a Mic Drop. The statement one says when doing something really well especially in competition.

damn! that' guys on fire! Now that's how you drop a deuce!

by Raina Rayne September 23, 2018

Deuce

Deuce is the social planner. There is never a dull moment around Deuce. He’s never met an enemy. He loves movies about gangsters amd drug dealers.

Hey Deuce… what are we doing tonight?

by Quag November 24, 2021

Iced the deuce

Jerking off onto your shit.

It was such a impressive log that I "Iced the deuce" before I sent it on it's way.

by Styles Bitchley July 8, 2010

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009