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1-800-273-8255 

A number that "wholesome" asswipes will spam everywhere when you make a suicide joke. Google also shoves it in your face, too.

They'll also spam it when you are genuinely contemplating suicide to try and keep you from doing it, despite the fact that humanity probably has only 15-20 years left as a species so living through the next extinction event would be far more excruciatingly painful.

"Suicide is badass" - Frank Reynolds
Person: God damn, sea levels are rising, Russia and NATO are warmongering with each other, inflation is batshit insane, i think it might be a good time to kill myself since i probably won't live much longer anyway.
<3princessrainbowsparkles<3: NOdont kill urself!!! 1-800-273-8255!!1!1!1! TEmp0rary problem perminent solutieon!!!1!!1
1-800-273-8255 by PNurBH February 28, 2023

1 can vandam 

someone who gets pissed of 1 can of alcahol
jade was such a fucking "1 can vandam" last nite
1 can vandam by jacob 123456789 December 16, 2007

1-10 Female attractiveness scale), 

Giving a Yelp review to a girls appearance.
"What would you rate her on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale),"
"10 stars. 10/10 would look at again"

1-10 Female attractiveness scale), 

1 - KYS YOU FUGLY FREAK
2 - KYS YOU UNGLY FREAK
3- KYS You fugly freak
4- KYS you ugly freak
5 - What even are you
6 - Meh
7 - fuckable
8 - That's pretty good
9- DAMN GRILL
10 - Tastier than choccy milk
Guy 1:You see that Jessica chick what would you rate her on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale),?
Guy 2: Idk probably around a 4
Guy 1: damn ikr she gross
Guy 3: She ain't all bad look at that poppin' booty I bet that's tastier than my choccy milk
Guys 1/2: tru tru

1 With A Bullet 

Despite claims that the term came from A 21 Jump Street episode, a Fallout Boy song, or the movie High Fidelity, the term comes from the hardcore band Fugazi, who uses it in their song "Nice New Outfit."

"You're number one with a bullet,
That's money well spent,
Your mouth plastered like poster,
Address yourself success. "
You're number 1 with a bullet - Fan 01
That's money well spent - Fan 02
Your mouth plastered like poster - Fan 03
etc. . .

1 way street 

a instance of actions or communication that minimizes involvement with other people or countries, unilateral action or communication
If the solution to the problem were a 1 way street, no progress would be made in other countries.