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Ted Stevens 

Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.
Ted Stevens: aka "A series of Teds" and "The Pork King"
Ted Stevens by author September 1, 2006

steve bannon 

Dick Cheney and Death combined
Death and Dick Cheney both had a child that would one day become the new sith lord. They named him Darth Steve Bannon.
steve bannon by Anonymously OK March 3, 2017

Steve pineapple 

A character from deep within your subconscious, usually revealing itself when you are under the influence of Marijuana.
Who does this guy think he is "Steve pineapple"?
Steve pineapple by MAXTHEBESTLOL November 12, 2022

Jada Stevens

She's is the sexiest from her head to her toes with the perfect body
Jada Stevens is the sexiest woman I've ever seen
Jada Stevens by Thirdlegtribe78 February 8, 2020

steve rogers 

a beautiful human being that is so perfect he is often mistaken for god himself. known for playing captain america
"this isn't freedom, it's fear. we are holding a gun to every citizens head and calling it security." - Steve Rogers
steve rogers by buckaye March 13, 2015

Steve the Pirate 

The coolest person on the Average Joe's dodgeball team. Is horribly harrassed, turned into a non-pirate, then sees a chest full of treasure and with a "Gar....Peter." is converted back into the Steve the Pirate we all love.
Steve The Pirate: The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be.
Steve the Pirate by Captain Maggot September 7, 2008