go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

ding-dong

penis

person 1: it’s not the size of the ding-dong that matters as much as the ability to make good use of the ding-dong you have.

person 2: size matters

person 1: not necessarily. look at chris evans

person 3: chris evans’ ding-dong is big. and he has bde. and he surely knows how to have a good time

by smerra December 8, 2021

ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.

"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"

by Ellicor September 14, 2019

Ding

You say ding after a rude comment from your significant other. It keeps tally of the smart ass remarks so your significant other recognizes the need to back down. It’s the word you say prior to a argument escalating.

Ding : To bring attention to one’s smarts ass remarks.

“Hey hunny have you been on a scale lately”

Ding!

(Condescending tone) Wow, you really cleaned the house!

Ding

by #Templar43 February 3, 2019

Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator

“Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

“Yeah man”

by Babispxt August 9, 2022

bzz ding

When someone looks attractive but isn't a nice person.
Hot on the outside, but cold in the middle - like a microwave meal "bzz... ding"

What did you think of Faye Winter on Love Island?
Very bzz ding. Total microwave meal.

by OldSoup April 25, 2025

Ding Dong Go

To knock on an anonymous door or ring an anonymous doorbell, but to run away before it is answered. More specifically, the individual who partakes in knocking/ringing, hereby dubbed the "ding dong" must run, hereby dubbed as "go", for as long as possible without taking a break. It is also customary for the individual who has answered the door to run after the "ding dong".

As a long distance runner, Nashid was exceptional at ding dong go, since she could keep running away for hours on end.

by Worried Atheist March 29, 2017