Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 9, 2020

cock and balls

A term you shout when old women drive through the Walmart isle on their mobility scooters, and you as a YouTube prankster jump out of a rubbermaid trash can, which you put in the middle of the isle, to scare their ass

Old woman: “who the hell put this fucker in the middle of the isle”
Zach the prankster: “COCK AND BALLS”
Old woman: “Damn you sonny, if I still used tampons, I’d need a new one about now”

by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024

Cock and ball torture

Cock and ball torture is when somebody grabs your balls and drags them over ten miles with sandpaper while sucking your cock, until the balls bleed. And the cock i hard as a rock. Then you smash the cock with a rock. An then eat the meat.

I love doing cock and ball torture with my boyfriend.

by Super rick penis January 24, 2022

Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair

I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!

by Yucky Child Charmer February 9, 2020

Campbell cock

When Penis is smaller the 1-inch

You got a Campbell cock.

by anonymous April 6, 2022

Cock bobber

A husband who needs to shut his mouth and suck his own dick

My husband is such a cock bobber, I run the house!

by Sammylee123 January 8, 2021

cock flops

a screw up a big peice of shit a loser

those damn cock flops suck

by Ryan Mann November 20, 2003