Poor Cletus snuck up on me when I was carrying a half cocked Judy. I mistook him for a potlicker and nearly took his head off.
by Jdog79 December 26, 2023

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.
Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT
by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.
by xRyco February 5, 2022

by Fatcockandballspseudym January 13, 2023

A cock frog is a female who jumps from fucking one man to another in quick succession, much like your average slut.
My grandma, shes such a cock frog, shes fucked every bloke in that home! I would of thought she had syphilis by now
by robins hood March 5, 2021

To be 'mogged' by a cock, or for someone to have a more appealing penis than you (usually via size).
by LunaticCultist9987 November 24, 2024

by imnotmiayouare August 10, 2021
