by Crystaltoe October 15, 2015
One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.
Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure
by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 03, 2020
Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD
by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022
A mans genitals during No Nut November. The cock wants to get pleased more than ever and the horny level of the man is beyond imagination.
by Kurtkorv November 05, 2019
When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye
by Thetallmf September 03, 2017
I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.
by DonAdrianoDeArmando April 28, 2016
A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
by Romandell October 22, 2017