tsukishima is hot i eat his hands

basically tsukishima is really hot and i kinda have a thing for hands so if im in a mood ill eat his hands

Me: damn look at tsukishimas hands they look like fries 😋😋
Yamaguchi: thats why my fav food is fries 😻😻
Me & Yamaguchi: tsukishima is hot i eat his hands

by TSUKKIYAMA May 20, 2021

why am i doing this instead of hw

something i just asked myself and i just realised it was due 30 mins ago. ima kill myself bruh

why am i doing this instead of hw im literally still doing this shit

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

i buy you fly

Sex for money.

Is okay with you if I buy you fly?

by defineformany March 5, 2016

I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter

I sexually Identify as a Russian attack helicopter DONT BE SEXIST

Did you know rob sexually identified as a Russian attack helicopter now he is a sponge. I sexually identify as a Russian attack helicopter

by Jude8382881 July 27, 2020

can i borrow your phone charger?

What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.

Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.

by mr. pseudonym12345 December 12, 2013

BOHICA or B-O-H-I-C-A

The age-old acronym BOHICA or B-O-H-I-C-A (pronounced “bo-hee-ka”) now has two very closely intertwined meanings.
The original meaning “Bend Over, Here It Comes Again” and now “Barack Obama’s Health Insurance Coverage Apocalypse”.

The age-old acronym BOHICA or B-O-H-I-C-A (pronounced “bo-hee-ka”) now has two very closely intertwined meanings.
The original meaning “Bend Over, Here It Comes Again” and now “Barack Obama’s Health Insurance Coverage Apocalypse”.

by Sheyenne October 21, 2013

I might go MIA

It means like you are going to go crazy. You can hear MIA in song by Lil Xan - Slingshot but he speels it M I A.

Lil Xan - Slingshot lyric:
I might go MIA.

by LOSM1 March 18, 2018