Germunda cock

Very large item for hitting objects

Hand me that Germunda cock so I can hit this stake

by Germunda June 6, 2015

Cock

A small thing you probably have

You cock is small

by Big Chinese bee February 28, 2020

Cock

A genital of a male.

I want a guy with a big cock.

by KittyArea February 1, 2022

Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza

Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.

by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 19, 2023

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Cock-o-milk

Another word for man juice.

I bet this exotic beauty would like some of my cock-o-milk.

by Pier.re March 18, 2012