Bring out your dead

An exclamation used during the time of the Black Plague in order to let people know that the cart for dead bodies was passing by. Anyone who had a friend or housemate that had recently died of the plague would literally "bring out their dead" and throw the person on top of the pile.

The grisly call of "Bring out your dead!" was one of the defining moments of 14th-century Europe.

by MissionDoll November 12, 2004

letting air out of the tire

When you think you have to take a shit, only to sit on the toilet and just fart, without actually shitting.

"Dude, I totally thought I had to take a shit, but I only ended up letting air out of the tire."

by OptiPrime February 8, 2007

We not making it out the hood

When your someones song is so ass and you know your not making it out the hood

Nick that song was boof as fuck We not making it out the hood

by Wearing a crown making sounds December 13, 2020

squeeze out some nuggets

Taking a shit in which each piece of crap is small. Often there are 10 pieces of shit in total.

Bob: Hey man, I just squeeze out some nuggets.
Tom: Really dude? I gotta see that

by trevvvvvv May 2, 2010

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Going from one bad situation into a worse one. Also used to define a choice as being less than optimal.

Boss: "If you don't want to work late tonight, you can always come in this weekend."

by dvsjr March 8, 2004

hanging out my shingle

When a professional (especially a lawyer), rather than looking for a job, just goes and finds clients. This takes guts and a willingness to work constantly for precious little money in exchange for autonomy.

Law student 1: Hey, you made top 10%. I bet you could get that $160,000 opening at Rob, Ewe, and Howe!

Law student 2: Fuck those guys. I don't want to kiss ass for the next 20 years. I'm hanging out my shingle.

by [e-mail] February 7, 2009

pissing out of my ass

Extreme diarrhea. Nearly pure fluid generally yellow or light brown that comes forth while attempting to shit but finding out you have this problem. Shit that actually is more like piss

Scott: "After we had that $4 all-you-can eat Chinese buffet last night, I woke up with massive stomach cramps. I went to the can and was pissing out of my ass."

Max: "yea, I had the same problem, I went to the can to take a leak, finished, fealt I had to shit, turned around, sat down and ended up pissing out of my ass!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006