wizardo

The ultimate Incel who can get a GF simply because he's too dumb and not attractive enough to be a himbo.

"Did you see chuck over there, he's still in 9th grade algebra. lol what a Wizardo"

by WizardoTheFool May 8, 2024

Wizardo

Wizardo is the name of a super cool guy who really likes bunnies and also sonic. Wizardo loves dark souls and will always ask you to play with him. Wizardo is very good and based and is the best at moderating discord servers.

Wizardo is so cool. I wish I could be as cool as him.

by osamumeowzai May 8, 2024

Wizardchan

A infamous imageboard that is well known for raiding Twitch streamers, specifically Jackbox, skribbl.io and other streams, including those with open voice chat where anyone can join. They collaborate with Encyclopedia Dramatica and Crystal Cafe.

(Take this chat of a stream: "Playing jackbox with viewers!" by "Hilarymoon92", a transgender person. This is ONLY for educational purposes.)
Normal chatter: How do I join?
Raider #1: TOTAL TRANNY DEATH
Raider #2: HEY HILARYMOON92! You are living at (insert address here), (real name). We're going to send the pizza for the lulz! Don't EVER be a tranny.
Raider #1: LULZ!!! READ THIS ARTICLE ABOUT YOU! (Insert link to the Encyclopedia Dramatica article about hilarymoon92)
Normal chatter: wtf?
Raider #2: >wtf YOU'RE A TRANNY! DOX HIM WIZARDS!
Snitch: Hey, I know who's raiding you, it's wizardchan.
Raider #1: Well let's go. Our work is done since there's a snitch.
Raider #2: It's over.. :(
Normal chatter: omg thank you (username of the snitch)!
Snitch: You're welcome. Seems like they are raiding another streamer, I'll snitch on them.

by Brad Marge May 23, 2024

wizards jordan

when a something falls off or isn’t as good as it once was; usually referring to a woman

yeah i used to like her a lot bro but now she’s wizards jordan

by busscboy June 17, 2024

Wizardschaften

When you get schafted by a Wizard in a bad situation.

Could also be used to describe a Wizards shaft.

Liam - I'm going to get Wizardschafted!!
Robbie - OH FUCK I'VE BEEN WIZARDSCHAFTED RIGHT UP THE RECTUM.
The wizard used his Wizardschaften.

by Lillysillyxx June 29, 2024

Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."

by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024

wizardrous

Of or relating to wizards and/or their various wizardry.

That is a very wizardrous robe you are wearing!

by Wizardrous Writer December 19, 2024