pet weight

A term pet owners use when they're trying to deny their dog or cat is overweight.

My dog isn't fat, it's just pet weight!

by Thuggysuperhero July 19, 2017

worth its weight in shit

when an article that was written as to be extremely insightful, groundbreaking, and mentions the word "killer app" in every other paragraph turns out to ultimately be 17 pages of shit.

Given how much paper weighs and how much 17 pages weighs, the equivalent amount of shit is pretty worthless hence, it's worth its weight in shit.

This 17 page article that used the word killer app fifteen times is worth its weight in shit.

by nil12312424 June 3, 2011

weiner mobile

the erection of a mans penis

The weiner mobile took a ride on the chocolate freeway!

by bex rach bam November 14, 2004

Dead Weight

The lack of spirit. The sole hase left the body. Heavier than usual. Unusual weight that occurs with loss of life.

Unusual weight gain when one is in a choma or relaxed.

My legs was lighter before I became crippled. Now they are just dead weight.

by Swift. C May 22, 2016

condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.

"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."

by Dwayne Boyd January 7, 2006

neener naner weiner

NEENER NANER WEINER: (noun) A special variety of weiner, dances.

Neener naner weiner! -- Cordi, randomly shouted while driving the car. Uncontrollable giggles ensue.

by Lux Aeterna February 14, 2008

go eat a weiner

1. To tell one one to screw off in a not so rude manner. 2. A rabdin suggestion when there is nothing to do.

1. Ron you been bugging me all day, go eat a weiner! 2. What is there to do? Ummmmmmmmm..........eat weiners.

by colin passy April 30, 2003