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the united states of america

A federation of heavily tied states that was invented by a group of people known as "the founding fathers" for the purpose of evading taxes with the goal of "Manifest destiny". Similar to the nazis "Final solution" which referred to the state-sponsored genocide of the jewish people and was seen as the answer to the "Jewish question" manifest destiny was seen as inevitable and necessary and included the unsubstantiated and dangerous belief of inherent superiority of white Americans over the native Americans and eventually in the end, the native Hawaiians. In more modern and recent history the united states of America broke its promise to secure freedom of speech in an attempt to prevent workers from having more power and say in how the economy should be ran along with placing weapons of mass destruction in eastern europe starting a cold war and eventually getting into other wars from the famous Vietnam war to proxy wars like that in afghanistan. said proxy wars are responsible for many problems today such as the brutal taliban. a clan of terrorists which descended from a terror group funded by the united states. (for the sake of owning the commies of course.)
Oh no. The united states of America are escalating tensions again. we might lose even more lives now!
by lolcatz_420iguess January 26, 2022
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unit

The term unit can be used when something is so particularly sweet that its actual title is not good enough. When no other term can be used to describe its need. Also, can be used to label objects that suck.
Toaster Oven AKA "Toasting Unit"
Bucket or Container AKA "A Filling Unit"
Broken Toy AKA "Shitty Unit"
Bong AKA "Smoking Unit"
Ipod AKA "Tune Unit"
Condom AKA Condamn AKA "Dong Unit"

Sam - "Hey Bro what you got"
Tim - "Oh noth'n just a robot that gets beer from the fridge when I clap my hands."
Sam - "What a sweet unit!"

Roomie "I got a chick here, where is the box of dong units"

when the batteries run out in the TV remote a proper response could entail the comment "shitty unit" while banging it on the arm of the couch.
by Studio 2 March 4, 2008
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G-unit

terrible rappers who get dick loads of money -
2 midgets embark on a journey to Guatemala.

G-UNIT
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Unitalia

1.(slang) a combination of two words: Unit, and Genitalia; Used in reference to the male organ, or the Penis.
While i was sleeping that sneaky bitch shaved my unitalia, and when i woke up this morning my junk was as bald as ya baby sister's box.
by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003
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Unity

Something that in reality doesn't usually last. People unify only for a while, then they go back to dividing, its human nature, it happens all over the world to this day.
Unity is like peace, as great as it seems when you have it, people will go back to being people at some point. There is only the glue of the bullshit illusion that people are unified to keep holding them together in unity, and the people who make the glue get rich making their glue.
by Solid Mantis January 31, 2020
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thrusting-united

A group of people, engaged in the activity of synchronized thrusting.
At the orgy, we were all thrusting-united!
by CrayonM January 16, 2006
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Bacon Unit (BU)

A unit of measure by which all other things can be measured, not only based on standard bacon strip length, but also based on the understanding that bacon is without equal and as so is listed as 1 BU.
That movie was awesome, I'd give it about .8 Bacon Unit (BU).

That guy was huge; at least 8 bacon tall.
by Count-Chuckula July 29, 2011
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