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economical unit

A boyfriend or girlfriend who you live with but are unsure of if you want to really be with or cannot stand. However you are inclinded to remain together for monetary reasons including paying rent and bills and taking care of kids if applicable.
It would be fun to seek out other relationships but it is convenient that I have an economical unit to help with the kids and bills. Upsetting our daily routine would cause more struggle than desired currently.
by jillianl September 17, 2008
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Manchester United

An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...
Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"
by HalloM8 June 25, 2017
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United Airlines

An absolute piece of shit. I waited another 1hour and 30 minutes AFTER the plane landed
United Airlines is shit
by Raqueef June 29, 2022
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Manchester United

A football team in England. Currently the most supported team in the world. Anyone who says Liverpool are better are scouse Bastards and should come down to Manchester and fight me.
Manchester United are the best team in the UK
by Alfie Eastwood June 5, 2020
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Unit A2J

One of the coolest gamers out in the world of history...And no J AXL and RIK didn't write this. =D
Jacob said,"We should invite Aaron and play Freekstyle!"

Ricky said,"We should invite Unit A2J and play TENNIS!"
by JAxicky July 9, 2011
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Shelving Unit

An extraordinarily large pair of breasts. So much so, that they have ascended beyond the point of simply being a "rack", and have in fact raised to the level of a "shelving unit."

Often used as a way of expressing the sheer monstrous volume of fat contained within the Mammory Glands of a Homosapien (Human) Female.
Guy #1: Man, check out the shelving unit on that!
Guy #2: I bet you could even rest your elbows on them to light your smoke.
Guy #1: My dream girl.
by Edward Fitzgerald December 22, 2010
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Absolute Unit

Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.
Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*
by yeetus that feetus March 30, 2019
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