Shelving Unit

An extraordinarily large pair of breasts. So much so, that they have ascended beyond the point of simply being a "rack", and have in fact raised to the level of a "shelving unit."

Often used as a way of expressing the sheer monstrous volume of fat contained within the Mammory Glands of a Homosapien (Human) Female.

Guy #1: Man, check out the shelving unit on that!
Guy #2: I bet you could even rest your elbows on them to light your smoke.
Guy #1: My dream girl.

by Edward Fitzgerald December 22, 2010

Manchester United

A football team in England. Currently the most supported team in the world. Anyone who says Liverpool are better are scouse Bastards and should come down to Manchester and fight me.

Manchester United are the best team in the UK

by Alfie Eastwood June 5, 2020

united center

The home of the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks.

Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?

Person 2: No, how many are there?

Person 1: There's too many to count!

by CreepaChris51 June 8, 2016

United States

A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.

There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)

by CrackaNut👌 June 18, 2017

United Nations

An organisation whose sole purpose is to peacekeep but do fuck all while genocides occur.

Person 1: The United Nations do fuck all
Person 2: No shit

by 2020 is shit December 3, 2020

Manchester United

An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...

Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"

by HalloM8 June 25, 2017

Absolute Unit

Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.

Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*

by yeetus that feetus March 30, 2019