open dart surgery

The act of tampering with a pack of cigarettes by removing the tobacco cigarettes and replacing them with herbal ones, typically in an effort to scam a mate.

Originating from Townsville, circa 2021

“How’d you get all that cash mate?”
“Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”

by pojke June 4, 2022

Chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

A confusing look on someone's face when they don't understand the Question or the joke that you just shared .

Tommy was so confused when his date asked for 10 pints of lager to wash down a bag of peanuts he had a face like a chimp trying to open a yellow dildo

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022

Open Zoo

Someone Who Associates With Anyone Especially Without A Vibe Check

Too Many Rappers Are Open Zoos Now They Collab With Anyone For Enough Money

by Litaloadeon February 28, 2025

eyes wide open

Two partners start kissing one another with their eyes open and who ever closes their eyes or laughes looses.

Me and my boyfriend played eyes wide open last night and I won!

by Rayann24 November 14, 2016

left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 24, 2021

Open A.I.

No the fuck you are not you retarded bitch.

Hym "I sat on the one about Open A.I. for a minute too but ya'll wanted to pretend you aren't worse than a motherfucker that sit and play video games all day posting on UD. Could have cornered the market on the shit. Now everyone has it. You thought you were smart and you're a fucking retard. Enjoy. Enjoy reality. It consists of me being better than everyone, indefinitely. China even got it to now. You're welcome President Pooh. If Jordan wasn't a bitch you wouldn't have that."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2023

Open Individualism

The idea that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. It's contrasted with Closed Individualism and Empty Individualism, 2 other philosophies of personal identity. Closed Individualism is the standard common sense view of identity where "you" start existing when you're born, and stop existing when you die. "You" are essentially a line or line segment existing throughout time. Empty Individualism is the idea that you only exist for a single moment. Every moment you die, and a new consciousness arises in your body to take its place, thinking they're you. Buddhists have a similar philosophy called anattā about the existence of the self. Andy Weir's short story The Egg also has similar ideas.

Psychonaut: "I smoked 5-MeO-DMT and realized we are all one. I realized Open Individualism is right when the ego death hit."

by dead666420 November 19, 2025