nigga ding dong

A nigga ding dong is a BBC, big black cock. The word is used whenever a white person either is afraid or doesn't want to seem like a racist towards the slaves.
by niggasarepeopletoo May 15, 2018
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Ding dong schlong

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage
by Fadgy December 09, 2020
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Ring a ding ding

- Dean Martin: the air is dry, the temperature is mounting, but something by the pool is a-missing
- Frank Sinatra: Why don’t ring a ding ding?
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Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.
What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.
by UglyUseless June 23, 2021
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Ding-nut coach

A person who traines or coaches online salesman to sell xfinity products typically used in a negative connotation
"Are you done coaching those ding-nuts,it must be exhausting being a ding-nut coach "
by Ding-nut kid October 09, 2022
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