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Sexual biscuit

The sexual act of rubbing two buttholes together.
She wanted to perform a sexual biscuit with him.
by Innuendogrl May 20, 2018
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pant biscuit

When you shit your pants at age six, were too embarassed to tell your mom, and walked around stinky all day with a pant biscuit.
by Lacey Lou October 18, 2003
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Soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where men boys stand around a biscuit and have a circle jerk. The last one to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat it. This game is often associated with Lewis Knight
Hey lads want to play soggy biscuit at sleep over
by Castleford slang 122 June 27, 2018
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cheese biscuit

wiping your choad (or the skin between your nutz and dick) and then wiping your finger under someone's nose.
would u like a cheeze buscuit?
That cheeze biscuit smells great!
by graffix chic June 30, 2004
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Soggy Biscuit

A Party style game using several different players. One person takes a biscuit and places it for all to see. The objective of this game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the biscuit before the other players. The last player to cum on said biscuit loses. The Loser Eats the Biscuit
Johnny taught his friends to play soggy biscuit but lost and had to eat the biscuit.
by Hunter.6.0 January 21, 2015
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biscuit time

The act of sitting around after you are technically finished with your work but not actively seeking further duties.

Derived from the phrase ‘sitting on your biscuit, never having to risk it.’

Biscuit time is ONLY during hours you would ordinarily be working. Breaks, lunch, or just slacking off when there are remaining galas is not considered to be proper biscuit time.
Really trying to rush through this list this morning. Hoping for some solid biscuit time after lunch today.
by Les1077 July 10, 2018
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dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.
1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"
by Xr8eD April 15, 2014
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