Jade and jake are best friends and no one will be able to tear the bond they have apart. They have each others back 100% and tell each other everything. They are 2 people you will see together forever. They have amazing sex and get up to the naughtiest things you can imagine. They thrive off each other and bring out the best in each other. If your a jade and find a jake or vise verser make it work because youll live a life of happiness. They are the most humerous 2 you can ever be around and will have everyone in stitches. Fuck good, smoke the best and no one has better vibes coming off them then jake and jade.
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“Mom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”
“Mom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”
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Get the Jake Paul mug.What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.
(On the phone)
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.
D: So you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...
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"If it doesn't move, we'll make a hill out of it."
Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.
Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.
Is that crazy haired man over there building hills Jake Hillman?
Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.
Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.
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