crack baby

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.

I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.

by nick May 23, 2006

twi!crack

The addictive psychotropic novel and its sequels, which has been blamed for the loss of an entire generation of American girls.

"Yeah dude, Cindy got into that twi!crack, and now she lost her scholarship to Dartmouth."

by canisqmajoris June 16, 2008

crack a nut

To ejaculate.

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

by Nutcracker April 23, 2014

crack hair

hair that sticks out of your asscrack

I was thinking about shaving my crack hair, but didn't want to have an itchy ass for the next week

by cornflakes13 May 14, 2009

crack a joke

A Philadelphia Area expression, used by residents in the Great Philadelphia area meaning rolling a blunt of weed and then smoking it

Person 1- "I'm bout to stop at the In & Out to grab a dutch."
Person 2- "What you 'bout to do, crack a joke?"
Person 1- "Yeah, I got that good good."

by norristude March 21, 2014

sour crack

Another word for the vagina.

She shaves her pubes so you can see her sour crack.

by jormeidt April 6, 2007

Crack Attack

When your ass crack itches badly

Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack

by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015